Mongaloid

A really dense person.

Look at that mongaloid Scott trying to tie his shoelaces and failing

by LucieM October 24, 2006

Monogamy Parade

A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.

Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade

by Baconatordlx January 26, 2015

Monga

A socially inept cockfag who goes to university.

Shutup Monga!
Monga, you're a fag!
Monga, stop being a tryhard!!
Monga you're not black, stop acting like it!!!

by AdamWest September 20, 2006

Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subscribe to the cultural and relational structures of monogomy, but does not do this in a way that is deceptive or irresponsible.

I was swiping through tender and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018

Mogag

Mogag is the term to apply to any organic goop of unknown origin or composition, applied especially when referencing the body oils and filth that comes off pool and spa filters when they are cleaned.

Biff the poolman was totally grossed when he had to clean the jacuzzi filters at the hotel where a bunch of wanks and skanks had just had their convention. "Dude, the mogag was coming off by the bucketfull, and the smell was grotty as hell!"

by DaveDammit May 23, 2007

moganed

To be dumb enough to loan Joe Mogan money and expect to get it back.

Dan: I just loaned Joe $100.

Pat: U dumb nigga you just got Moganed!!

Dan: What a Nigga!!!

by propainter02 June 18, 2009

Moga Creepy

When you think a creepy situation cant get any creepier, a small african gentleman with a large afro takes it into uncharted stages of creepy.

Commonly refered to as (king of creep)

Guy 1: Hey that chick is so hot over there!

Guy 2: Uh.. is there a small african guy rubbing her leg?

Guy 1: I think your right, thats Moga creepy!

by Mr Hardcoredts June 21, 2009