Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

by 001002943 December 16, 2019

madsturbating

Masturbating while being a very mad bro to release some steam.

Madsturbating bro: Im so fucking pissed off right now that I need to go to the bathroom right quick for few minutes.

by 10 feet long penis November 20, 2010

Masterbation

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

by B Moss October 2, 2007

mastervading

The act of using the force to jack off your lightsaber

Imperial Guy: Lord Vader you must come out and help defeat Luke Skywalker!

Darth Vader: Wait a second, I'll be right out in a second...

Imperial Guy: Aw tits, i bet that motherfucker is mastervading again.

by hunky monkey 123 December 7, 2009

Masturbating

Playing with yourself

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"

by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019

masterbanating

1) Verb: To masturbate using an emptied banana peel.

Guy 1: "Dude, we were eating lunch and Tom started talking about masterbanating."
Guy 2: "That's fucked up."

Guy 1: "Yeah, he said he microwaved it beforehand."

by dsdude September 11, 2009

masterbational

A large amount of sexual pleasure

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!

by B.J.08 January 12, 2009