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Lobster

A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.
Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!

Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.
by Waqcku July 15, 2008
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Lobster Balls

When the lower region of a mans scrotum is burned while sun bathing.
I was trying to get a tan yesterday at the beach, but didn't notice my balls hanging out of my shorts. I fell asleep and woke up later with lobster balls! OUCH!!!
by Big Guy JT January 10, 2009
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lobster burrito

East Coast Lobster Burrito: When you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.

West Coast Lobster Burrito: Same as east coast but doing her doggy and reaching around to pinch the nipples.

Southwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above, but girl is doing reverse cowgirl.

Northwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above but girl is doing girl on top drinking a starbucks while the guy is smoking a joint and Nirvana is playing in the background.
dude, I totally gave my girl a lobster burrito last night and now her titties are all red.
by JMM-ATX March 17, 2008
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lobster magnet

Lobtser fused to a magnet bestowing strange powers.
by Charlie Brown January 28, 2003
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Lobstromonus

adjective: An obscure word used to describe something that is indescribable. When something is so unbelievably good or so terribly monstrous you can’t think of a point of reference, use lobstromonus.
so how was your night?

it was..it was lobstromonus.

I think it's best we order in tonight. Your cooking is....lobstromonus.
by Emanlaer Ruo Yesut'nod January 7, 2013
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Scottish Lobster

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers
Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.
by anonymous group 2007 October 1, 2007
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Nigger Lobster

While not a rich man, De'Andre lived on the canal, and would faithfully set his traps; his nigger lobster business easily survived Katrina.
by tuftskinstoo January 18, 2015
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