Lumber Jacks

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.

Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.

They are always cutting us down.

by Modeen August 27, 2014

Slumber Lumber

Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.

So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.

by kmichener June 18, 2011

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

Lumbee Limo

It’s like the Minivan but done in Lumberton, NC.

🤞✊ 2 in the pink and 5 in the stink!

After pounding fire water all night at the local bar The DreamCatcher, Lod took his girlfriend home in a minivan and gave her his best move, The Lumbee Limo!

by Philip Rivers September 10, 2020

Chubby Lumber

A boss ass english teacher who don't give no fucks

Chubby lumber doesn't give out homosexual inducing candy

by chubbylumber November 8, 2016

lumb

Something your boyfriend says to you when he doesn't wanna say 'love'

'I love you'
'I lumb you too'

by Finza October 21, 2006

lumberjack

A girl that is so disgusting, that she makes you lose a boner. she "cuts down your wood".

"Did you see Kara last night? She was such a lumberjack!"

by Someone you do not know May 30, 2006