Lobster pop tart

When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period

Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.

by Crabshaq February 21, 2017

Lobsterfest

A sea-town lobster extravaganze, featuring a parade, a butter vat, and a shell pile

It's time for Lobsterfest!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

nob lobster

Women who uses teeth while performing fellatio. Technique number 1,234 in the Great Book of Grizundor (the holiest text in the Cult of the Porn Bear). See www.pornbear.co.uk.

Look the state of my bell end. She's been nipping at it like a mad nob lobster.

by Keeper of the honey pot of plenty October 23, 2003

lolstein

When a person of the Jewish faith, or one who appears to be of the Jewish faith, laughs.

"One time my I was on a motorcycle and my earlocks began to flap in the wind!"

(Lolsteins) "Hahahahahha that must have been hilarious."
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Dude, that rabbi totally lolsteined when I told him the story about that Palestinian hooker.

by Don'tFearTheReaper October 8, 2008

lolstupid

the typical responce when replying to any lolercoaster or lolcopter responce..

a) That guy "missed the point" so bad LOLCOPTER

b) Your LOLSTUPID for typing all that unnecessary shit just to express laughter..

by iamSancho August 14, 2007

lolsterics

lolsterics-to be in hysterical laughter

sam thomas is pro thought id add it in

something hilarious could also said to be lolsterics

by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009

lobstitute

a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.

Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.

by justintimer September 10, 2009