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locker dockers

/'Läker 'Däkers/ N.

The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.

Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"

Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."

Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."
mugGet the locker dockersmug.

Locker Insurance

Insurance Seniors sell to freshman to "Insure" they won't get shoved in their lockers
"What does Locker Insurance do?"
"Here I'll show you!"
by sjp092 November 19, 2009
mugGet the Locker Insurancemug.

Queef Locker

Queef Locker

Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.

Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
by JerBear 1977 June 14, 2018
mugGet the Queef Lockermug.

Ankle locker

A girl who locks her ankles behind a guy's back right before he pulls out of her.
I didn't realize it before, but Emily is an ankle locker. Last night I was barely able to escape before getting her pregnant.
by Hatingthefruit June 18, 2017
mugGet the Ankle lockermug.

Loot Locker

Nickname for the Foot Locker chain of shoe stores. Foot locker stores are a favourite target for looters during thug lives matter mostly peaceful riots.
I wuz wurreed dat I wuzn't gonna get aw mah xmas lootin' done but 12 dun kilt a bruvva lass nite an I's hedded ta Loot Locker.
by Dakawn Vick October 29, 2020
mugGet the Loot Lockermug.

locker 17

A Larry Stylinson fanfiction part of the unholy trinity with i sleep naked and HTCBWSMCASMOA

A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.

But it’s kinda good tho..
Ishmael: are you re-reading Locker 17?!
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.

Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good
by anonymous November 2, 2021
mugGet the locker 17mug.

Vag locker

someone who secretly licks vagina, but won't admit it.
Yeah dude, Chelsea is totally a vag locker.
by Yeah gurrrl June 2, 2016
mugGet the Vag lockermug.

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