David LaForce

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.

That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.

by El Chalequito November 6, 2010

laffy taffy

Slang for the females lips of the vagina. Also a candy made by the Nestle company. They have a joke on every wrapper

Girl shake that laffy taffy

I had banana flavored laffy taffy at Jimmy's birthday party

by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006

Lafa

A hawaiian slang word for disgusting tinge of color affecting specific skin areas (usually thighs,neck, and butt crack) which appears blackish in color.

Boy #1 "you seen that ghetto iced out lady?"
Boy #2 "yups, she had some critical lafa between those thighs."

by Hawaiianslang April 14, 2009

Lafayette College

Lafayette College, nearly a brilliant sentence in itself, is one of the nation's most premier colleges. To say Lafayette is the safety school of Lehigh University (I just puked in my mouth) is perhaps one of the most preposterous statements that can ever be said. True, Lafayette and Lehigh cannot be ranked together, (because they belong to different categories) but nonetheless, Lafayette is ranked better in it's own category (according to US News and World Report). Not only that, but Lafayette's stunning campus is situated upon "the hill," rather than being mixed in with the nasty-thug ghettoes like Lehigh is. What more can be said? Lafayette kicks Lehigh's ugly loser ass any day. Period.

Beautiful Lafayette College Student #1: "Did you see those Neanderthals on campus today?"

Beautiful Lafayette College Student #2: "No, man. They were just some Lehigh students."

Beautiful Lafayette College Student #1: "Wow - thank God we're so much better."

by 18Leo26 June 27, 2011

West Lafayette

A much cooler and classier place in Indiana than Bloomington.

"Do you want to go someplace classy? How about Bloomington?"

"Nah, let's go to West Lafayette. It's just better."

by Dan the Manly Man November 7, 2007

Lafang

Food, Sustainance, Chow, Ration, Fare

Teka lang muna, gutom na ko, buy muna me ng lafang.

by xxrimshotxx April 15, 2009

Lafarga

Perhaps the greatest last name on earth. A Lafarga is usually into all Latino girls with the exception of a few blonde and Asian ones. Lafargas usually hate sports, but when forced to play they exceed in greatness.

Damn, how can Lafarga like 9 girls at once?

by Bandoko November 3, 2012