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Kristin

Generally unlikable
Ugh you’re such a Kristin”
by DefinitionsByYoursTruly June 23, 2023
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Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
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kristin lawhead

Kristin lawhead is a very beautiful intelligent woman she doesn't know her power with men she can crush souls
That girl will Kristin lawhead you if you don't keep your guard up.
by Nacixem taf November 3, 2021
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kristin

definition 1: kristin- an incubator

definition 2: kristin- a women who left her children eleven years ago, kristin takes 3 years on average to respond to mailed letters. kristin also hides from the government and does not pay child support.
person 1: “where’s kristin?”
person 2: “nobody knows. i wonder if she’s even still alive.”

person 1: “kristin hasn’t attempted to see her children in eleven years… i didn’t know it took that long to get milk from the store.”
person 2: “i heard that (daughter 1) ended up with lots of emotional turmoil following her departure.”
by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
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Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.
That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?
by WebNinja February 26, 2011
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joan kristine

she's so beautiful in white
1. joan kristine is a cute name
by Jairelle September 9, 2021
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Kristin Zielke

Kristin Zielke is a fucking raisin
by andremedl November 23, 2018
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