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Keith Relf 

Keith Relf was the singer for a really good under rated band from the 1960s called the Yardbirds, unfortunately he passed away in the 70s but his voice will remain with me always.
Jack: hey jimmy page and eric clapton were in the yardbirds!

Jill: yeah, so was Jeff Beck.

Michelle: HELLO, keith relf? The freaking singer.
Keith Relf by Machellin December 26, 2008

Keith Stone 

One of the many bastard children of The Most Interesting Man In The World. Often spotted with a case of Keystone Light tucked under his arm. Always smooth.
Keith: My name? Is Keith Stone.
Totally hot chick: Keith Stone? You're so smooth...
Keith: Always.
Keith Stone by deadmaker7 September 1, 2010

Keith Quon 

An asian werewolf with sausage fingers and mysterious broad wheelin' capabilities
"Keith Quon fingered me last night, popped my cherry."
Keith Quon by Bojingle October 5, 2009

Keith Gillespie 

To masturbate furiously in a friends room without their knowledge.

Keith Gillespie is known for his frantic forays down the wing for numerous premier league teams and has also released a book with a passion killing picture on the cover...
"I'm just going into Colin's room for a cheeky Keith Gillespie"
Keith Gillespie by DP - Game Time January 7, 2014

Keith sandwich 

A keith sandwich is only for Wednesday nights. Most of the time extra mayo is included. Nina and Chloe join along too.
Man, I could go for a keith sandwich right now
Keith sandwich by keithsandwich August 4, 2019
A very sexy 340 pound Black Pro Wrestler. Former NXT Champion.

Do NOT mess with Keith if you value your life.
“ I want to marry Keith lee I heard he’s limitless :)”

“Sir this is a Wendy’s
Keith Lee by Trazy July 2, 2022