Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009

The Kermit

the kermit is when someone is giving a guy head and starts talking to the penis with a kermit the frog voice.

girl is giving a guy head and then suddenly says to the penis "yap yap yap" in a Kermit the Frog like voice. That is the kermit.

by Kermitfrogging June 9, 2011

Ketchup Kermit

Patrick Mahomes

Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.

by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021

cockblock kermit

That one fucking brown kid that always stops the really nasty sex of shelby steele and jim carey. This brown fucker oddly resembles kermit the frog. He also thinks he is the shit when it comes to fighting, Although he never stands up to Zach. What a fucking cunt. His name just happens to be vincent.

Brandon Lee: Hey Vincent VanGoh just stopped jim carey and shelby steele from having sex.

Matt Damon: What a cockblock kermit!

by Bignigmang May 13, 2009

Pre-Kermit withdrawal syndrome

A strange illness usually contracted through iminant loss of a much loved work collegue.

Symptoms include:
Abusive behaviour on forums
Neglecting tea duties
Strange odour
Overeating

by kermit March 14, 2005

Doin' the kermit

The act of fingering a girls bumhole whilst recieving oral sex

Dude 1: man I got so nasty with this girl last night!
Dude 2: oh man sweet!! Details!!
Dude 1: well she was sucking my thang and we got so into it, we ended up doin' the kermit!! Look smell!
(thrusts fingers under friends nose)

by Pez and Jonnie January 7, 2010

Liv Kermit

A man like female who has many personality traits which match Kermit the frog,she is also very manly and uses Jacob (boyfriend)as her feminine other half that’s why she is also very manly xx

Oh liv Kermit lube up before using the strap on... AHHHH

by Laura’s baby March 12, 2021