When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him
Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience
by Kermit the bacon eating frog July 14, 2022
A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
by Fat beluga March 09, 2022
The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.
by Shutupbevis November 07, 2023
Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.
by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024
two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.
when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018
by theurbangamer February 15, 2023
kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes
by i forgor my name February 17, 2025