John

Egotistical Short Guy
Sort of Confident in himself

Known around the block
Just a guy you can hang out with
Asian

Hey John, how is it down there

Shut Up

by not john October 18, 2019

John

man with lots of money

guy 1: yo have you seen the rich guy
guy 2: yeah he's such a john

by tonyjeff May 10, 2018

John

John is a very charming guy to be around. If you find one OH MY LORD don't let them go. He knows how to make anyone smile even on the hardest days. He is very caring and notices when something is bothering someone even if they try hiding it. He is very sexy and has a freaky side. He loves affection any time of the day. He will treat his girl like a QUEEN and be loyal to her always. John doesn't play around with relationships and is true to his word. John is usually around 5'10 to 6'. They have a goofy personality, are definitely extroverted, and once you get to know him, his true colors come out. Sometimes he thinks he's Mr. Tough guy and will tease you but inside he's got a soft side that he tries to hide around his friends. He is very handsome, loves working hard for his dreams, and has a heart for the Lord.

Person 1: Aye is that him??
Person2: Who john?
Person 1: Yea

Person 2: oh sí, ese es él, no puedes perderte su atractivo yo

by beautifulbutterfly2231 February 11, 2022

John

It a common name given to boys who are bulky,smart and decent. But these boys might even be sissy and a little less handsome. But they are the best boyfriend for girls.

Maria: I just love my John so much!

by Stein_666 January 26, 2018

John

A guy of very few word and is shy when you first meet him. He is very athletic and funny. John will open up to you if he feels he can trust you and knows that you will be there fro him. John has many friends but keeps only a handful close to him. He is tall brown hair brown eyes and has a smile that will make your heart melt he doesn't like a lot of girls so if he likes you count yourself lucky. If you have a john in your life don't let him go because if you do it will haunt you forever

Carley : Why are you smiling
Quinn : Because I have a John in my life

by a good writer November 10, 2018

John

a guy who just wasted your time

"i just wasted you time"- John

by raccaroni March 6, 2020

John

Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.

John says he has muscular legs 🦵.

by Microwaved pop tart November 17, 2021