Clock Jockey

Any worker who shows up to said job, earns a paycheck, but does no actual work. one who exists to "ride the clock."

"Julie is such a clock jockey. I saw her clock in, but she's been gone for hours."

by T. William December 15, 2008

Joker Smoker

loose Jamaican slang term meaning someone who is frequently and annoyingly over-partial to recieving and not giving with respect to either weed or any smoking accessories i.e. rizla, and yet has the gall to ask again and again and again whilst talking a 'good game'.

som' a' joker smoker

by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006

Jokered

When a girl continually giggles while licking your balls and jerking you off.

What a bitch, that girl totally jokered me earlier today!

by Beekthewind October 25, 2012

monkey loser jokers

A loser who monkeys around with jokers or other monkey loser jokers. Also known as clients.

Wow Robert, those monkey loser jokers at YD renamed all my files even though I asked them not to.

by djrobbieb January 11, 2009

jaw-jacker

a person that never shuts the fuck up

John is such a jaw-jacker.

by pabs December 21, 2003

swagger jacker

A person who steals someone elses flow, lines, jokes, swagger.

- Ay bro, I just spit this whole song

- Na you didn't hova, I heard biggie say you a swagger jacker

by stillmaticc4 January 20, 2006

camel jockey

term used in derogatory fashion to describe anyone from the middle east

ahmed is a camel jockey

by themainevent November 17, 2003