jewdicious

Pronounced similar to "judicious" (def. excercising restraint) and not to be confused with "jewlicious" (def. what you might say if you just ate a tasty jewish treat), JEWDICIOUS means to exercise jewish like restraint.

Note of interest: this new word was discovered by a sensitive jewish friend of mine who thought he was being accosted with a tasteless "jew" insult when I asked him to make judicious use of something.

The clothing manufacturer was very jewdicious with his product and would not provide it free of charge to all his budies.

by C Williams March 14, 2006

jewbie

A combination of a jew and a noob.

Wow that game was lame, it was too easy.

Yeah they were jewbies.

by M4GICM4KER January 25, 2008

Jewel

That precious peculiarity of a woman´s noble part that resides within herself. It could be such a noble effort to reach in there. It tastes like AA batteries. Also known as the clitoris tip, it has the shape of a pearl, hence the name for such a tasty treat. Its one of the biggest accomplishments of a man.

Esa preciada peculiaridad de la parte noble que cada mujer tiene en su interior, es motivo de gran espfuerzo por llegar a ella. Sabe a baterias AA y viene en muchas presentaciones. Tambien conocida como la puntita del clitoris, antropomorficamente es similar a una perla, conocida joya, ergo el nombre proporcionado.

Hey mija, presta la joyita
Hey gal, lend me that jewel of yours.

by alonsonajera January 15, 2009

jewdigger

Someone with a rampant Jew fetish who dates people specifically because they're Jewish. Commonly, the Jewdigger's target will have a keen business sense, curly hair, glasses, and a big nose.

"Ryan is such a Jewdigger that he goes to temple to meet girls ...and he's Roman Catholic!"

"When that Jewdigger Ryan found out I was only half Jewish, he dumped me for my Israeli cousin."

by sexylibrarian April 9, 2008

jewbie

a dubie that is rolled and blessed by a jewish rabbi.

Thanks for the jewbie rabbi john, we are about to smoke it later.

by wissdaddy1 April 14, 2011

jewbei

A neologism/wordplay based on a character's name (Jubei) from the video game Samurai Shodown (SNK). It is to be applied when the user of said character is of Jewish descent. Its usage covers both the gamer and his digital avatar.

If the user of Jubei is of Chinese origin, he or the character may be referred to as "Chou-bei".

"You, my friend, are quite the Jewbei."
"Jewbei wins!"
"Jewbei, you cad!"

by Applequoi Gentry January 1, 2009

Jewel Thiefing

(Something that I made up and do in school.)

Jewel thiefing is when you quickly steal an item from a friend's desk or hand, then say "Thanks."

*Friend writing a paper*

*Takes pencil from friend's hand*

Me: Thanks.

Friend: Dude what the fuck.

Me: Dude, I'm just Jewel Thiefing, calm down.

by Dainbow Rash August 30, 2012