Jalapeno Sunrise 

It is the name given to the hot spicy penis when pulled out of sexual partner's anus, who has had mexican food that day.

"What the hell man...why didnt you tell me you had a burrito for dinner...I'm having a fucking Jalapeno Sunrise"

Jalapeno Sunrise by Basajaun08 January 22, 2021

jalapeño ankle 

1. A phrase you make up a definition for because your bored as fuck.
2. When your ankle is in so much pain, that it feels on fire

1.
Person 1: Give me a random word
please
Person 2: jalapeño
Person 3: ankle
Person 1: uh ok
2.
Person 1: Damn I got a jalapeño ankle!
Person 2: what the fuck is that?
Person 1: I saw some loser define it on Urban Dictionary. Apparently it means when your ankle hurts a lot.
Person 2: oh... What a loser

jalapeño ankle by Mii Simp February 19, 2021

JALAPENJO 

It’s a phrase commonly used by people who saw an angry Penjo in action. That outburst of rage is just beautiful.

Oh my God! He totally Jalapenjoed that staircase

JALAPENJO by Prototype3000 June 21, 2021

Jalapeño Breakfast 

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.

Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”

Jalapeño Breakfast by Portemento July 22, 2021

Jalapeno Handy 

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

Jalapeno Handy by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021

jalapeño

A baby javelina.

Aww, it’s just a little jalapeño!

jalapeño by Elikabeth October 28, 2021

Jalapeño Popper 

Insert pepper into. Anus pull it out. Then with freshly seasones asshole. Fill it with natural cream cheese

John made a Jalapeño Popper in sam

Jalapeño Popper by Bukake lord August 12, 2022