Definitions by Kattyblaque

Jalapeno Handy 

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

Jalapeno Handy by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021