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Jalapeño Breakfast
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Eating
fresh
Jalapeño
in the morning
to communicate with the afterlife.
Does Dave seem
different
lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual
now
that he practices jalapeño
breakfast
.”
Jalapeño Breakfast
by
Portemento
July 22, 2021