Irish cock

anyone whos ever seen an irish dick knows its anything but small most irishmen are bigger the average size.

Ever seen the colin ferral sex tape?? Thats an irish cock

by McDaniel R January 17, 2008

Irish Exit

The act of bailing on your friends at a party or activity without telling them.

Introverts are the undisputed master of the Irish exit.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Irish elevator

A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.

"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.

by Napster August 22, 2006

irish diplomacy

The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.

irish diplomacy.....

by david36 November 11, 2008

irish cock

One of the largest cocks that side of the Atlantic.

Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock!

by Jay King December 7, 2006

irish charm

Mainly used to explain a characteristic trait of Irish Men. This is used to explain the charming way in which they approach others, especially women. It ranges from a pleasant smile, twinkle in their bright (often bright green or blue) eyes, or being chivalrous and pleasant in tone and body language.

"a man's irish charm could win over any lass"
"Arriving from Ireland, Carr joins Michael’s criminal world and uses his good looks and Irish charm to get what he wants, using merciless violence when things don’t go his way."
"it's hard to stay upset at a man with so much irish charm"

by Nic Williams February 8, 2008

Irish girl

Irish girls are pale, and have light eyes. Usually light blue or green.
They are extremely beautiful and attract attention wherever they go.

They are incredibley intelligent and successful.

They normally have no bum, but they do have boobs.

They LOVE to party

If you find yourself an irish girl, keep her and never let go. You will never get a better girl.

"I think I'll ask out that irish girl"
"Good luck, everyone is after her"

by Ryanybohy December 20, 2014