The Iraqi Pretzel

The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.

“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”

by Mrtickleman October 3, 2019

Iraqi children

n. Tiny creatures found in the desert. Generally gregarious, sometimes to the point of annoyance. Infatuated with American Soldiers. Speaks arabic and usually english, fluent in all english curse words and insults due to hours spent emulating Soldiers. Easily identified by the sound "mista, mista."

Iraqi child 1: mista, mista, mista, mista, MISTA, mista, mista, MISTA!!!!!

Soldier: I see you, chill the fuck out. What do you want.

Iraqi child 1: (perplexed, attemps phrase in broken english) Chill the fuck out???

*exit soldier, enter another random Iraqi child.

Iraqi child1: chill the fuck out.

OR

Soldier 1: How was your mission?

Soldier 2: It was alright, I taught some Iraqi children the lyrics to Gin and Juice.

by firestarter6 February 4, 2009

Operation Iraqi Liberation

the reason that we now can fill up our cars on the blood of Iraqi children

Thanks to operation world domination i can save three cents on my next fill up! Heil Bush! and Americas Third Reich!

by Tubby December 6, 2003

100,000 Iraqis

A subject that will start drama no matter who you are if you live in the US

"Bush Killed 100,000 Iraqis."
"OMG Bush so didnt kill 100,000 Iraqis Saddam would have though! You left wing dip shit"
"Ok you rightist moron where are the weapons of mass destruction"
and so on

by cleargreenfire February 25, 2005

Iraqi Gas Mask

The Iraqi Gas Mask is a slight variation of the Arabian Eye Goggles. When applying the Iraqi Gas Mask, the initiator places his sack on the recipient's eyes, and then places the ass crack/ taint on the recipient's nose. The anus is then firmly placed on the recipient's mouth, forming a nice, airtight seal. Once the seal is formed, a heft blast of ass gas should be released into the mouth of the gas mask wearer. The Iraqi Gas Mask is a complex maneuver which is not for the faint of heart and requires stealth, skill, and daring.

I was gettin' my freak on with this fine piece of trailer trash last night and gave her the trusty Arabian Eye Goggles when she licked my sack. When she least expected it, I put the Iraqi Gas Mask on her! Much to my surprise, the little freak loved it when I let out a burrito supreme fart right into her mouth!

by Tank178 January 9, 2010

iraqatrina

The period of time that Americans are living in where uncertainty of the administration and the government is contributing to the Americans losing credibility at the international level and the economy gradually slowing down; directly related to the war in Iraq and the fiasco of Katrina.

9-11 restored the American spirit, but Iraqatrina has destroyed it.

by peaceninja January 11, 2009

Iraqnephobia

The fear of Iraq

Billy has Iraqnephobia

by Cybio November 9, 2003