introllect

In-troll-ect: A clever cousin of the ubiquitious internet "troll". They, however, differ in content distribution. The typical troll wants to cause disruption; an introllect will cause disruption while simultaneously making intelligible arguments that conjure up validity which, in turn, makes the original person(s)n accusing of said trolling change his views on the topic, overall. The introllect is crafty and quick witted and WILL always have an opposing view to your own view. His main objective is to change the perception of which you've become fixated on.

Person 1: This guy on the internet just said that the iPhone "was" the best smartphone, but he is making a compelling argument and I think I'm agreeing with him. I have no idea why.

Person 2: Hey, you just came in contact with one of them INTROLLECTS, don't stare at his words, bro!

Person 1: I don't want my iPhone anymore...

Person 2: Dammit, I told you!!!

by Ducati Lou January 21, 2013

Slide into my DMs

To direct message someone on social media

Bro 1: Yo bro, slide into my DMs when you get home so I know you're safe!
Bro 2: Totally bro, you're so caring bro

by ElSmarcho June 4, 2018

Coitus Introductus

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.

Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?

by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010

incrompetent

To throw more interceptions than touchdowns in a single game.

Justin: Jonathan Crompton had a incrompetent day, throwing three interceptions and no touchdowns vs UCLA.

Ricky: Yup, we're screwed this year.

by ]\/[GoBlue September 17, 2009

introvert

A person who is, relatively, self-sufficient and has a few close friends. As opposed to extroverts who are needy and have no friends but dozens of acquaintances.

As an introvert, John was comfortable holing up for several days working on his term papers.

by diplod December 7, 2010

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Going from one bad situation into a worse one. Also used to define a choice as being less than optimal.

Boss: "If you don't want to work late tonight, you can always come in this weekend."

by dvsjr March 8, 2004

Introvert

Somebody who usually prefers to be alone rather than with other people. Introverts "recharge" by chilling by themselves, whereas extroverts "recharge" by being with other people. There can be outgoing introverts, but all introverts get tired after a lot of social time.

If you're an extrovert with an introvert friend, make sure to let them have time by themselves. Don't pressure them to hang out with you if they don't want to. Remember, it's not an insult to you that they don't want to hang out. They're just easily tired by social situations.

Introverts usually prefer to spend time by themselves.

by twyetuovniwu July 2, 2020