My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

Quote from the popular web series 'The Guild'. To shorten it up, it just means 'I don't care'.

Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.

Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.

by Ah damn. October 3, 2009

i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting

You're bored right now, so you typed this into the search box.

i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting

by wsxdeck June 12, 2020

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

maddies interests

FRANKLY! Girls named maddie aren’t even humans, they are predators, monstrous creatures living in the darkest darkness.
However IT has some bizarre interests as in gingers(aka Ed Sheeran) or hairy toes….

1-JESUS DID U SEE THAT, SOMETHING JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
2-no need to worry it’s just maddie lurking in the shadows, you shouldn’t have dyed ur hair orange…
1-yeah ur right (maddies interests)

by kissesd August 17, 2022

Ah interesting

The professional, “I can’t tell it like it is” way of saying - “you’re a fucking moron and what you’re doing is some of the dumbest shit I have heard this decade”

“I used scotch brite pads for a sealing surface on a motor”
“Ah interesting”

by Jtofjpn March 9, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025