idiocity

idiot as an adjective

Jake has a severe chance of inheriting his mother's idiocity.

by Mel July 17, 2003

indiopud

A queef that breaks the sound barrier.

Justin Biebers music, Terio's speaking voice.

"Oh man, the new 1D song is such an indiopud..."

by SomeUglyBastard October 13, 2013

idiofucked

1.When a situation is confused or lacking solid course of action due to some moron severely discombobulating it.

2. When someone who is lost in the sauce tells an idiot how to do something and it is done completely wrong and made worse because 2 people had no clue what they were doing

3. When a situation becomes retarded because nobody knows what the fuck is going on.

1. George : Matt how is jon doing on that alternator?
Matt: Oh that car is completely idiofucked he removed the powersteering pump instead of the alternator and the radiator has a big hole in it now.

2. Tom: How are things goin with stacy?

Jack: They are really idiofucked because dave told her about that one night when I was all drunk and banged shamoo.

by Bart Stein09 December 12, 2009

idiopathetic

absurd, laughable, pitifully inferior, or inadequate quality -- especially if arising spontaneously or from an obscure or unknown cause.

• From whose ass did you pull that idiopathetic pick-up line??

• I am equally amused and bemused by Matthew Inman's idiopathetic cartoon style

• Nice decor, but this restaurant has idiopathetic service

by bobsyourunclesbollocks December 4, 2013

Idiopathetic

To have no knowledge as to why someone is substandard, or has substandard performance.

I dont know why you did something that stupid, it was idiopathetic.

by PoindexterAlbert May 11, 2014

Idiocise

To create or edit instructions to the extent that even an idiot could follow them correctly. This is particularly useful in business where there is a need for templates to be completed by underqualified, poorly trained, lazy and unintelligent people, commonly referred to as 'salespeople'.

Another area of acute demand is in the production of instruction manuals for DIY furniture assembly and all electronic equipment.

After 6 hours of effort filled with sweat, blasphemy and spare parts and screws, John swore on his mother's grave that he would never go back to Ikea again until they idiocise the instructions.

by Trecane June 8, 2014

Idiosuicide

The act of committing suicide unintentionally due to ones own stupidity.

RDJ - "Whats a good word to describe the acts of idiots who do epic stupid shit that results in them killing themselves?"
Me - "Oh, you mean idiosuicide!"
RDJ - "But can you use it in a sentence?"
Me - "Yeah, That dumbass was trying to commit idiosuicide when she start fucking with that crazy bitch with the shovel."

by Jolliwood December 9, 2014