hoeinitis

A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter

This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly

It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it

The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs

If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time

Thank you

Damn her mom slept around when she was young, her daughter probably contracted hoeinitis from her l

by Chmdbba November 12, 2017

piet hein

a famous dutch pirat

Jake:"did you know he used to nail his victems down on burning ships?"
Anne:"Who?"
Jake:"Piet Hein

by "max krakers" September 17, 2006

Heineken

What I drank too much of last night...

Fast food for me at lunchtime!

by Quicksand Jesus June 16, 2004

Heinzkitvelvet

When you get fucked up the ass by a bottlenose dolphin (A.K.A Flipper)

by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003

Heinz

1. Slang term meaning "cool beans." Response to show acceptance, acknowledgement or approval. Often used in confrontations to defuse situations and dissolve issues (Usually followed by "man")

Person 1: I'm going home now. I'll see you around.
Person 2: Heinz man. See you around

Person 1: That's f***ing mine!
Person 2: Heinz, my bad.

by unilateral April 16, 2011

heinz

Where Kerry gets all his campaign money

It's not blood money, it's ketchup money

by Dan April 10, 2004

Eero Heinonen

Bass guitarist in Finnish band The Rasmus. Has a penchant for Granddad jumpers, short trousers, sandals and Sahaja Yoga. A loveable guy.

To get Eeroed is when a nice person gets hit by carelessly thrown objects in the eye at a festival.

"ohmygod it's Eero doing Yoga in the Park!"

"Owww I just got Eeroed!"
"Damn someone just Eeroed Gemma!"

by Clare September 5, 2004