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Holy Fuck Cakes 

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.
Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!
Holy Fuck Cakes by NattyM December 31, 2009

Holy Jesus on Ice Skates! 

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!

holy flatulony 

The ultimate display of trust and desire between individuals, it is when two people take turns inhaling farts dirctly from each others anuses. The inhaler should press their lips directly to the anus of the giver and inhale deeply while the giver pushes out a loving fart. They should then switch roles and perform the action again. This ritual signifies a bond that goes beyond marriage to something much deeper and more personal. It is a sign of true trust and respect between individuals.
During their honeymoon, Paul and Jessie cemented their bond by engaging in holy flatulony.
holy flatulony by Archiroy October 10, 2015

holy trail 

The part of the ass where the bottom of the cheeks overlap with the back of their thigh to leave a crevasse. This crevasse is known as the holy trail because it's a trail to everything that's holy and gives your hands a reason to exist.
Aquel: dude what's your favorite part of the ass?
Mahde: The gap right below ass that reveals the pussy
Aquel: Nah man it's all about the holy trail under Dem AsSsSsS Cheekssss
Ahmed: Dawg Jhené Akio has such the perfect holy trail
holy trail by Killa_Keel August 16, 2016

holy baloney 

Holy baloney the line at In-N-Out Burger is long!
holy baloney by TuLove December 24, 2016

holy roman empire 

neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire.
"holy roman empire is neither holy nor roman nor an empire religion and censorship suck" (c) francois-marie arouet