pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.

Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.

by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024

Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023

Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.

Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.

by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011

The Hatch

The worst Roblox event ever held to date, with The Haunt being a close second Actually, no, it isn't close. The Hatch is MUCH worse. The official game for the event has a <30% like rating and the games in it are pure slop. Not to mention that apparently Roblox used AI for the eggs.

The event first struck controversy when they allowed an infamous user by the name of "TheOfficialTeddy" to playtest the event's game. I'm not going to get into those details, if you don't know who I'm talking about then do some research. The event finally came out and oh, LORD. It was over the moment it started. Some of the games use blatant AI in their thumbnails and Roblox doesn't care.

Roblox has proven that they support generative AI and that they don't actually care about the games on their platform.

A Roblox player: "What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!"
Another Roblox player: "I know, right?? The Hatch sucks, Roblox can't make any good events anymore."

by Suzuki SV650S in blue July 5, 2025

Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013

"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

Fuzzy hatch

A hairy pussy that is shut too tight

I could not do any thing to her with that fuzzy hatch

by Jackparker November 2, 2017