mustard hustle

Sudden diarrhea when not near a toilet. You better do the mustard hustle.

"That chinese food and cheap beer gave me the mustard hustle"
AKA diarrhea while joging

by threehundo83 August 17, 2011

kansas city hustle

"kansas city hustle" is when somebody delays doing something knowing that someone else will do it instead, BUT at the last second, acts like they were in the process of doing it, ultimately getting out of doing said act.

Baby: WAH!! WAH!!!

Dad: ** glancing at wife out of the corner of his eye**

Mom: ** gets up to get the baby **

Dad: ** starts leaning forward and 'just notices' mom is already getting up to take care of the baby, perfectly executing the kansas city hustle ** "OH...you...you got it then? I was going to, but...if you got it, go ahead..."

by Pepto_ March 25, 2011

grand hustle

'Grand'(adjective) means big, large, or huge. 'Hustle'(verb or noun) literally means to hurry or work harder. However, used in the urban connotation, hustle means to grind or to get something quickly. That something could be money or just anything one wants or needs. So, grand hustle is defined as being on a big mission to get what you want or need.

I'm on a grand hustle to get money for college.

by Tasca June 14, 2006

Morningwood hustle

When you wake up with wood and you are unable to boner lean so you have to stand a few feet away from the toilet to piss and then have to shuffle towards the toilet as the urine stream weakens so you don't piss on the floor.

Had to do the morningwood hustle when I woke up with a boner, still peed on the floor a bit though, dang!

by bunghammer January 20, 2011

Real Hustle

n. "The Real Hustle".
An English program on BBC3 depicting a group of confidence tricksters pulling different scams and hoaxes, in order to warn the public of possible scammers or con men.

v. "To Real Hustle".
The act of repeating something one has seen on the aforementioned program. For example, pickpocketing.

1: Guy 1: "Dude did you catch 'The Real Hustle' last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was okay, but who the hell wants to steal pens!?"
Guy 1: "It was a sweet pen".

2: Guy 1: "Dude watch out for that shifty man walking around, he might real hustle you."

3: Guy 1: "Dude I totally real hustled some guy on the dancefloor and stole me a fiver!".
Guy 2: "Sweet! Let me hold a dolla'".

by Beeth October 23, 2007

Chucky Hustle

A person giddy with enthusiasm all of the time. Too happy.

Fred: "Top of the mornin' to ya office neighbor!!! Beautiful day eh!!!??"

Tom: "I want to punch this Chucky Hustle in his happy face. No one should be that happy."

by stvfucious April 25, 2011

Kung-Fu Hustle

The most offensive, violent, and hilarious chinese film ever made. It's a movie with kids pissing on people, A guy beating the shit out of gangsters with axes, and these 2 blind guys that kill stuff with their magical instrument. Ask any Chinese person about Kung Fu hustle, and they'll know what you're talking about.

person 1: Damn, you see Kung-Fu Hustle?

person 2: Fuck yeah! You see that part where an old gay guy wearing metal rings is beating the shit out of gangsters with top hats and axes?

by flash6605 June 29, 2013