A male co-worker who gets all sorts of baked goods, free coffees and a lot of sexual harassment leeway and still complains about having a work-ball-and-chain and no fringe benefits
Emily's work husband, Matt, is always complaining that she asks for expensive things but manages to forget all the nice things she does for him on a daily basis
by elemmy16 September 3, 2010
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by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007
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Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.
by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009
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"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
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