HP

a lean, jojo, and hollow knight obsessed deerboy. makes short jokes anytime they're around anyone shorter than six foot.

person 1: lmaaoo ur so short!!! doorstopper ass
person 2: stop making short jokes ur being a real HP right now.

by ballscollectivecells April 18, 2023

HP

Hundred percent

Want to go to the pub tonight?
"Fuck yeah HP"

Dam she looks rough..

"HP mate"

by Shaneoss T November 5, 2020

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

HP

(noun) short form of "hippo" (The King of Rubbish)
(adjective) smart; tall; handsome; good

"HPs are kind and friendly, their favorite food is gua." or "My computer loads very fast, it's so hp."
Hippo kingdom for life

by Hippo🦛 January 10, 2021

dirty hp

Cumming on dwarf face while she dressed as a Teletubbie,

Gave the missus a dirty HP last night

by Bigdamo1987 April 8, 2023

He is one hp

When you play Fortnite and your enemy is low hp (between 1-200 hp) and you tell to your teammate “he is one hp”

He is one hp, you should kill him!

by LVmk10 December 6, 2021

Hp

Spanish slang for hue puta

Me: hey mom I messed up badly

mom: hp ahora que

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020