HP

UK Punjabi slang for "Hindu Punjabi" (Hindus from the Indian State of Punjab)

Jaspal : Are the Kapoor family from Punjab?

Yuvraj : Yeah bro, they're all HPs ennit

by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025

HP

Standing for "handphone", HP is the Indonesian slang term for "cell phone". This acronym is commonly mistaken as the one for "horsepower" or "high-protein".

Mom says, "Son, go play outside and don't be on your HP all the time."

by Emotional Cruiser September 5, 2025

HP-Lovephile

Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.

HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."

Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"

by DataBrawl October 14, 2025

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

HP printer

don’t buy it

hp printer, just dont

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 1, 2024

HP Mo

Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.

Oh shit a HP Mo

by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021

OG HP’s

A group of HOSA students that are going to become the best next gen nurses!

“Did you guys see the OG HP’s graduated? Yeah they’re going to be the next nurses!”

by TheOrignalMamaEggs December 3, 2021