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Tomo Hausler

or brian he has come to be known as
A half european half asian half shit cunt who is a retard who eats his own poo and no one knows what country he is from but he is a mixed race idiot.

if a poo and wee had a baby and that baby grew up and had a baby with queef there is a high chance it will look like tomo

and he also rapes cats.
Sam: hey man what country is that shit head Tomo Hausler from?

Tim: i heard hes from a shit country like Sweeden

Sam: i heard hes from Taiwan or cambodia or some shit

Tim: i thought he was from vietnam and russia or something fucked like that

Sam: either way he is a fuck.
by Fuck Dog November 30, 2011
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hassel to the hoff

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.
Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.
by the birds and trees February 27, 2007
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Davey Haseley

A certified Harley Davidson cranker and a jeep bro. Must drive a big rig with a mohawk and big earrings. Absolutely irresistible to the ladies. Will be the funniest guy at the club. He's a very mildly adequate at wheelies. Smart guy, very easy on the eyes.
Dude Davey Haseley took my grandma on a date last night he's the best!
by Dot450 November 7, 2022
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hassleful

too much trouble for what it's worth; opposite of hassleless
Yo dogg, it's hassleful to drive 20 minutes to the Clio theater to see "The Chronic 'what?' Cles of Narnia" for my birthday.
by Chris Peach January 7, 2006
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bradley hansley

noun. the other half to a certain someone. something that makes a day better no matter how horrible it started out. comes in many moods but can usually be persuaded into a good one.
without bradley hansley her life would be devastating.
by youroneandonlyboo March 30, 2011
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david hasselhoff

The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.
Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*
by Freakling July 15, 2008
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hasselbeck

Anything that is beffiting the traditional sense of masculinty, toughness, or persistance.

From the Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck. Especially his repersentation in the Playstation 2 game NFL Street where his ability to establish physical dominance is unmatched.

Also spelled hasselback
After being pinned by a boulder he cut his arm off with a dull pocket knife. That is extremely hasselbeck.
by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
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