dick guzzling douche

Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.

Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.

Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.

by SlightlyAmused December 9, 2013

eye guzzling

to watch a streaming TV series, either several episodes or a complete season, usually in one sitting

He missed Breaking Bad when it was first on, and now he likes it so much that he's eye guzzling all of season 1

by livingatsealevel March 10, 2016

Hamster Guzzler

When a man willingly places his stomach against the wall while standing and then proceeds to pull his dick and balls back between his legs. His partner then kneels down and proceeds to give him fellatio. The act is similar in appearance to a hamster guzzling water from its sipper bottle. Not to be confused with the Reverse Hucklebuck which requires the recipient to be laying down.

When Matt wants to switch things up with his power bottom, his go to is the hamster guzzler!

by DonKilo Bonavici May 2, 2016

Cum guzzling twat waffle

The title pretty much sums it up.

That Susan is a cum guzzling twat waffle whore beast.

by BOOGEY MAN 123 August 23, 2016

Sperm guzzler

Someone that enjoys drinking sperm

Hey Dean what you been up to?

Nothing much just getting my fix of sperm

You are such a sperm guzzler

by Chardmania November 29, 2016

ballsack guzzling faggot

A gay person that is making fun of you is usually a ballsack guzzling faggot

GAY GUY: you ugly shit smelling bitch

STRAIGHT GUY: you ballsack guzzling faggot

by Antho190vv May 28, 2021

barn guzzler

someone who partys.

buddies a barn guzzler eh? you fuckin tim. 4 more for the tendy boys. absolute barn burner eh.

by deth December 26, 2021