by black-free March 01, 2012
The act of feeding someone some imaginary meat (Penis) when they are yawning. As the yawn starts and the eyes close you pretend to throw dick meat down their throat in a pepper grinder fashion while saying, "Aww yeah bitch, take that dick".
by kana71 February 03, 2010
The fetish practice of removing metal cock rings, used to sustain an erection that inhibits horizontal removal (warning: not recommended for ages 5 and under), with tools from Home Depot.
Herbert put on his sexy construction worker suit and touched the tip of his power tool gently against the steel ring on Billy's penis, which had now grown to resemble a big, juicy angry red pickle. They'd planned for weeks on Recon to meet up try some bondage, including the angle grinder.
by QualityShitpost March 10, 2016
by heyguise11 October 22, 2011
A cheese-grader and your worst nightmare.
by Mark Watson3 November 29, 2013
when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face
Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!
Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!
Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!
by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010
by theantonbomb August 03, 2009