Grape Drink

Sugar + Water + Purple = Grape Drink

white guy: do you want some grape juice
Black guy: nigga, what the fuck is juice? Pour me some grape drink baby

Sunny D Commercial:
kid 1: what do you got to drink?
(kid 2 opens fridge)
kid 2: ok, we got some soda, some purple stuff, and Sunny D
all the white kids in unison: SUNNY D?!!!
(white kids maul the Sunny D)
black kid in the back: (says lightly to himself) I want the purple stuff...

by my 8==> + ur mouth = a party April 6, 2009

Grapesicle

That really hot guy in your geography class that you cannot stop eye-fucking.

Bloody Eagle Face: Woah, who's that hot piece of shit with the not-the-same-colour-as-his-skin-tone hair? The one with the map bearing notes?

Hippo-Loving Girl: GRRRRRR GET THE FUCK OFF HIM YOU SLUT OMG IM GONNA KILL YOU GRAAH!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WIT THAT GIY HES MINE HES A GRAPESICLE!!!!!!

Bloody Eagle Face: Oh

by eagles4lyfe October 19, 2009

grape slushy

the act of giving head or giving someone a blow job when your tongue and inside of mouth are stained blue or purple from a slushy or candy of some kind, this often results in discolored genitals

dude that girl Becky just gave me a grape slushy now my dicks all purple and shit

by purpledik11 October 19, 2010

Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.

Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.

by twojoints September 9, 2010

Green Grape

n. Cronic wrapped first in a hemp rolling paper with a Marlboro 100 filter. Zig-Zag Purple Thunder 'Blunt-Aid' to secure filter. Then final layer of Zig-Zag Purple Thunder blunt wrap around hemp layer.

"It doesn't feel like a cigarette or blunt, it's extremely smooth."

©B&bMoney

Yo, I heard Johnny rolled a Green Grape, his 'Blunt-Aid' is fucking :)

by B&bMoney June 3, 2011

I got grapes

A way of promoting the sell of some purple colored weed.

Cheech: A mayne where the trees at?
Chong: I got it right here for you cuz.
Cheech: It better not be no raisins!
Chong: Naw fool I got grapes

by Leemo79 September 28, 2006

Bolivian Cheese Grater

When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.

by aztecwarrior January 26, 2011