That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.
I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017

The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.
by gmalanguageuser December 13, 2010

by Grandmabubbasandfatpat April 8, 2022

Similar responsibilities and worries of the mom friend; gift giving/spending money is their love language, they drive safely/slowly, typically WAY too cool, love thrift shopping/garage sales, and CAN do the following: have funky hair, morning person, and dress like an old lady.
by cr4zy_creations March 11, 2021

A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.
Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
by lesbean May 15, 2019

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse
by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.
by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018
