Ariana Grande

QUEEN OF POP, HALLOWEEN AND RAINY DAYS.
Proves God is a woman every day and has IMMACULATE music

Person 1: Ariana Grande broke another record

Person 2: Are we surprised? QUEEN

by mythandmarvel September 5, 2021

Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.

"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"

by Rukusan August 30, 2005

grand

Irish slang for everything is just fine, or that will do. Copyrighted in the Republic of Ireland in Feb 1978.

Feck it sure it's grand.

by irishlondonlad December 30, 2015

Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016

grand sacrifice

A sacrifice greater than the sacrificer's life to the sacred timeline that will eventually alter fate and its balance of how he/she has influenced their lives.

Iron man made a grand sacrifice in order to restore life in the MCU.

by 1m1m0 September 3, 2022

legendary grand prix

The best car in the rown of sutton, it is finely tuned, and well pimped, and custom in many ways some of the pimping includes buck regal rims(dubs), 6 inch flood lights in the trunk, blue lights under dash, new grand am spoiler with custom risers, center head light removed, green lights under the back seats, a super horn that plays 154 tunes plus a keyboard built in, tuck tape rear window, and straigt piped ...

joe- man did you see that legendary grand prix rollin the streets
bill- yea man custom dubs on that ma

by Rush_545 November 20, 2009

The Grand Feast

The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.

mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.

by Keller austin September 25, 2021