goof

a goof is a child molester in prison that likes little boys, they must be housed in protective custody as they are most often murdered or beaten into comas. they are the lowest form of life in prison. they are killed as a status symbol.

to snuff a goof is glory and brings rewards

by alyson wilcox (corrections student) April 26, 2005

Goof Juice

PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.

Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah

by 8urningStarIV August 17, 2007

goof

Someone who has been arrested, charged and imprisoned for child molestation. Used only as an insult, highly offensive

"Yo, I hear the new guy's a goof"

by Drail June 13, 2005

goof

Prison term for pedophile. Usually found getting their asses kicked by other inmates.

"Yo, check out the goof in D-block."

by Razi March 6, 2003

goofass

One who tends to make jokes and be frickin silly all the time. This kind of person has a hard time conveying serious messages because people always assume he or she is joking.

Eric: What did you put for number 4 on the geology test?
Mary: Quartz.
Eric: I put the soft blue diamond from Titanic.
Mary: You are such a goofass!!

by Eric Backman June 12, 2007

Goof my gaf

When somebody goofs your gaf they are pushing your buttons and trolling you at the same time.

Do not goof my gaf Bryan I'm not in the mood

by The Gaf Goofer April 19, 2017

Goofball

A term often used to describe a pretty girl when she does something adorable. Despite her sassy demeanor that often produces caustic one-liners that can put any cocky son of a bitch in his/her place, she has enough spark to attract a long list of Starbucks’ lovers.

Jermaine: Homie, I wish I had a goofball to brighten up maaaa lyfe!
D’Shawn: Son, you know Sharon’s single, nomsayin’ B?
Jermaine: Daaaaaaaaaaaayummmmm, she a real goofball, Imma get those digits.

by goofbaws February 7, 2015