girlfriend

some member of the female persuasion who currently has the benefit or misfortune depending on your perspective to be sleeping with me.

"yes thats the girlfriend I'm shagging tonight"

by 3 meter skis April 25, 2007

Girlfriend

Penis depository

My girlfriend is the best penis depository

by Sgt. SkullFucker May 28, 2015

girlfriend

something you and i will never have because we are lonely

tyler: hey bro i just got this hot ass chick to fuck me

alex: o-oh thats nice i dont have a girlfriend :(

by Sexy_Jay March 8, 2022

Girlfriend

Synonym for 1)COATRACK, 2)EASY STORE, and 3)PHOTO BOOTH at a show.

1)Guy: Ah damn, I can't go into the pit with my jacket, it'll getr fucked up, HONEY!!

2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse.

3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I slamdance, ok?
Girlfriend: Alright! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."

by andrew apocolypse November 28, 2004

Girlfriend

A temporary girl you'll keep around for a few months to show your family.
Low significance until considered a Fiancé or becomes pregnant- then everyone magically cares.

"He has a girlfriend? He'll drop her in a few months."

by SperanzaHope January 29, 2015

Girlfriend

A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.

WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.




NOT.

Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.

Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.

Dude: Okay.

by Jackson Tiger June 28, 2008

Girlfriend

A hot girl(man, hand, and animals doesn't count) who wants you badly and responsible for 50% of your free sex(for the other 50%, refer to threesome and cheating)

"You want to be my girlfriend, you have to work for it. I'm not easy, you know :smirk:"

by DarkPrinceXXI January 3, 2004