Girlfriend

A temporary girl you'll keep around for a few months to show your family.
Low significance until considered a Fiancé or becomes pregnant- then everyone magically cares.

"He has a girlfriend? He'll drop her in a few months."

by SperanzaHope January 30, 2015

Mormon

A group of brainwashed individuals who have an intelligence lower than retardation and are trained from birth to brainwash everyone around them. They do not understand normal social interaction.

He's a mormon? Didn't they prove mormons have a lower social intelligence than autistic people?

by SperanzaHope January 22, 2015