When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.
Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit
by stolo2 February 18, 2011
Look at that grocery-store-bouncer , I bet he got his badge from the mickey mouse school of public safety.
by smaii victory July 13, 2006
by ExGGOwner July 14, 2009
by TooSick4U April 12, 2007
A term used by Yung Gravy in the song Ms.Gravystone.
He is grocery store flexing as in he is picking up girls while shopping.
He is grocery store flexing as in he is picking up girls while shopping.
by Vroashell August 03, 2018
Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.
Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.
Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.
Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.
Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!
Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.
Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.
Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!
by ELRAYDENADA April 27, 2009
Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.
by SamiiThoo August 08, 2015