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Eddie’s Golf Cart 

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field
I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart
Eddie’s Golf Cart by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

Cart snooper 

A person who studies the contents of other people's shopping carts. They can be found perusing the aisles of your neighborhood grocery store or waiting behind you in line at the checkout lane.
The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.

cart smoker 

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
cart smoker by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020

Cart Shart 

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.
Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.
Cart Shart by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Cart shaming 

Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves
I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him
Cart shaming by nickylags March 20, 2020

Cart Smoker 

A person who has only ever gotten high of a cart/THC juice
"If you didn't first get high out of a apple or a bottle or some shit, and you use carts, YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING STONER, Goodbye!" - any non - cart smoker
Cart Smoker by Phinn_ May 8, 2021