I just gomesed in my pants.
by Kewl Kid May 13, 2005
Get the GOMES mug.STUPID. They HATE on Selena because she is dating and kissing Justin Bieber, well guess what Bieber fans that hate Selena, you have NO chance with him, and if you were a true fan, you would be HAPPY for him? I love Justin and Selena and support Jelena 100%! They both CRY because of the hate! So I suggest you STOP, because they are normal people just like YOU!
Selena Gomez Haters: I Hate Selena Gomez, she took my man!
Jelena Supporter: You never had a chance with him anyways?
Jelena Supporter: You never had a chance with him anyways?
by OneSelenaBieberDirection January 8, 2012
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Derogatory term for an IRL IndyCar fan, or anyone who attends, watches or supports IndyCar and actually gets excited about it.
Person A: "Marlboro sent me some free tickets to an IndyCar event. I'd never actually spend my own money on IndyCar tickets but these are really good seats. Should be exciting - I can't wait!"
Person B: "You're such a gomer. Even if they paid me, I still wouldn't go. I only watch real racing."
Person B: "You're such a gomer. Even if they paid me, I still wouldn't go. I only watch real racing."
by BigIRLfan May 16, 2009
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Get the Gomersexual mug.Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
by knobgobbler69 May 23, 2008
Get the Gomes mug.A dumb bitch who plays a victim. The only reason she is still relevant is because of her on an d off relationship with, you guessed it, Justin Bieber. She cant sing or dance. She is also fake. Demi and Miley and Ariana are better than her skank ass. She is also a flat piece of paper. No shape what-so-ever.
Friend: "Did you hear The Heart Want What It Wants by Selena Gomez?"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.
Friend: "..................Right!"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.
Friend: "..................Right!"
by Kalovesyou December 28, 2014
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