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Galert

A verb from the Polish language, masturbating furiously in under five minutes. Pronounced gal-ert
Originated in the late 1990s in sub-zero environments where men would have to galert to be able to masturbate. Subsequently, men who could not achieve their goal in a very short period of time would almost certainly lose their penis to frostbite.
He went for a galert 4 minutes ago, he should hurry up or he'll risk losing it.
by ezyarw January 10, 2010
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The Griffin Gallery

A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.
The Griffin Gallery. "Milk". "Orange Women" "White is My Middle Name"
by Sam Fields August 10, 2009
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Gaylenam Style

West Indian cricketing legend, Chris Gayle's alteration of the Gangnam Style as seen in the 2012 T20 world cup. It can be identified by the raised index finger and poor footwork.
Subject1: Dude Gaylenam Style beats all
Subject2: Derp
by JZX1GT October 7, 2012
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gaylexion

When your gay but also a galaxy
OMG SHES SUCH A GAYLEXION
by My name is angie hi January 12, 2019
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gable end

the end of a row of terraed houses, also used as a way to call someone a "Gay Bellend" without them noticing
"look at that emofag over there, what a gable end"
by Stubbo December 12, 2008
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gallert

A large dingle berry attached to the taint. Especially when cheese has been eaten within the last 24 hours.
That gallert was so large you could see it through his pants!
by Group B May 6, 2007
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