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Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )
Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight
by Murftaco July 27, 2023
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Splunted off the Gaff

Extremely stoned; high on Grand Daddy Purp; greened-out
I smoked a whole blunt to myself and now I’m absolutely splunted off the gaff.
by owowman November 10, 2025
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JM Welsh Gaff

When someone says “sex” when they meant to say “Success” or vice versa. Originating from Popular YouTuber JackSucksAtLife who made this mistake in the now infamous “Poor Jack” moment
Interviewer Laura Rutledge had a JM Welsh Gaff this week when she asked Coach Saban how he dealt with “all the sex he been having lately,” when she meant to ask about his success late in the season.
by 010Rusty December 10, 2025
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The Boy Dem Run in My Gaff

A UK Slang For The American Slang “The Feds Just Done a Sweep”
by KingHassan February 15, 2025
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Olivia Gaffney

The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.
"Did you see Olivia Gaffney?"
"Yea she's such a doofus"
by ilovewill101 May 28, 2018
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Gaffel

1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."
1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.
by haldeener June 27, 2010
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Jim Gaffigan

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.
Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?
by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006
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