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excessive funding

(From the National Football League's penalty for 'excessive celebration') Said of a website that either requires you to remember yet another password or is loaded with so much advertising and pop-ups, yet has content that might be useful to you, as to be unusable. A website that doesn't pull its load.
User goes to interesting-looking site, gets bombarded with pop up ads only to find that you need to create a log-in to get the content.

Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."
by Braveheart The Brat-Free May 24, 2014
mugGet the excessive fundingmug.

National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
mugGet the National Pension Fundmug.

funding chicken

A source of funding not well known to others
He is going to the funding chicken to pay for this project...
by dimidium May 26, 2020
mugGet the funding chickenmug.

trust fund gansta

some who is from a nice jome but acts like they are from the ghetto
the trust fund gansta relies on his parents for money to buy gansta gear
by Traap dereck June 24, 2017
mugGet the trust fund ganstamug.

wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place
Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.
by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021
mugGet the wedgie fundmug.

Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer

Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.
I wonder which taxpayer funds money launderer is going to benefit from my hard work today!
by Publius0987 August 8, 2025
mugGet the Taxpayer Funds Money Launderermug.

Lil’ Trust Fund

Name for an Upper class White boy, of the often skinny pale variety, who believes listening to enough trap and selling vapes to underclassmen will make them black.
“Yo tryna go smoke with the slimes later bruh?”
Calm down Lil’ trust fund
by Kekekekekkekekeke April 7, 2020
mugGet the Lil’ Trust Fundmug.

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