Paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the fuck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. Not to be confused with fuck you money which means something totally different
Your mate: "So she went crazy on yo ass? Think you'll hear from her again" You: "Nope. Ive paid her 'fuck off money'"
by rdjm01 March 24, 2015
by Jack the trippa September 16, 2017
The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.
Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.
Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
Tim: "...fuck off, man..."
Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
Tim: "...fuck off, man..."
by Xyotei April 02, 2011
the opposite of a "golden handshake".
When someone is asked to leave or made redundant with absolutely no severance, or any extra payment.
When someone is asked to leave or made redundant with absolutely no severance, or any extra payment.
by Nuked Bug June 04, 2004
by hahahahaha12345678910 May 09, 2013
The show business "polite" rejection that is cleverly phrased to sound like a compliment - always said with a smile despite having the opposite intention. Also known as the Hollywood fuck-off.
Here are some L.A. fuck-offs
"Here's your card back, I'll call you."
"I really like what you're trying to do here."
"No....really, you sound great."
"No....really, your band sounds great."
"NEXT!"
"keep doing THAT and your phone will stop ringing"
"we'll call you."
etc. etc.
"Here's your card back, I'll call you."
"I really like what you're trying to do here."
"No....really, you sound great."
"No....really, your band sounds great."
"NEXT!"
"keep doing THAT and your phone will stop ringing"
"we'll call you."
etc. etc.
by toroboy October 05, 2009