French Class

Excusez-moi, je ne suis pas parle-vous français.

French class was terrible.

by That_0ne_Person January 24, 2016

excuse my french

Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.

'Excuse my French, but that woman is a fucking cunt.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'

by Shameless September 5, 2003

Finchley Breakfast

1. Unnecessary or over-elaborate act or execution of a simple task

2. Squandering or inefficient use of valuable resources

3. Eggs en Cocotte (slang)

On reflection, he realised the he had made a real 'Finchley Breakfast' of what should have been a very simple Saturday morning task. He wrote to all his friends and family to apologise and went to think long and hard about what he had done.

by HB111 February 24, 2010

French Fire Drill

Similar to Chinese Fire Drill. If a person in the room yells "French Fire Drill," then all in the room must take off their shirt and take the shirt of someone else. Everyone in the room must play. If one says that they do not want to participate then they are to be kicked out of the party or made to drink.

FRENCH FIRE DRILL!!! EVERYONE CHANGE SHIRTS!

by Party Gnome September 5, 2011

French Helicopter

The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.

Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.

by CaptBedBeard April 20, 2014

french skunk

When a mans penis becomes entangled in a young girls braces.

Oh no Dads shaft just french skunked my mouth again.

by Womb Worm April 17, 2014

French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

by op2014 November 4, 2014