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Friendless

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"You remember that one friendless guy who lost his girlfriend that he couldn't physically lose and has no bitches, no friends and is gay as fuck and is obese and 4'9, the guy who cant touch grass cause he is a pussy and gets 1 kill in Fortnite and dies"

"Oh Yeah! Frosty right?"
by LonelyCrew March 17, 2022
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Friendster

The old defunct gaming service (formerly social network service) that was founded in 2002 and predated much more popular social networks like Facebook and MySpace. Friendster was dissolved in 2011 and was sold to Asia to become a terrible gaming site. It then was dissolved in 2015 and the website remained active until 2018. RIP Friendster.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Friendster?
Guy 2: I really miss using Friendster instead of the crappy Facebook.
by JadenTheMoose April 3, 2022
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Friendstitution

1.) Prostitution + friendship. In other words, you go prostituting (can be done in many, harmless ways) for friends.

2.) Friendship + institution. The conceptual social institution of friendship.
I love that friendstitution makes me so many friends.

Friendstitution is a very complex social concept.
by LingDanc803 December 20, 2022
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Friendstituting

Similar to friendstitution, this is the action (and combination of words prostituting and friend(s)) when someone goes looking for to make new friends endlessly, like a prostitute looking for sex.

It can also mean when one institutes friendship due to having common ground.
Omg, he’s friendstituting at the club again, he has so many friends, it’s ridiculous!

We bonded over linguistics, it was true friendstituting at its finest!
by LingDanc803 December 20, 2022
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friendpetitor

its a friend who works for a competitor or your always in compeition with.
Ive known them since highschool but theyre always harrassing me that they are better then me because they work for the competitor. I guess were friendpetitors.
Or, every time I say something you have to one up me, I guess your a friendpetitor.
by junior9561 December 20, 2023
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Friendist

A Person who is discriminatory towards people who lack friends
Bob:I have no friends
Pop:haha
Bob:you’re a friendist
by Humxnkind January 2, 2024
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Friendsetter

Someone popular who acknowledges a little known person as a friend of theirs in public, thereby starting a trend of other popular people wanting to be and becoming the friend of that person.
Bollywood star Jahnavi Kapoor in Koffee With Karan became the friendsetter for Orry.
by HarshSnehanshu March 3, 2024
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