freshertow 

Possibly dazed and confused a freshertow thinks a bag of dicks shall be an insult forever, rather than eaten in large quantities in a ginormous bag. Surface of bag is not specified, just the size.

Freshertow can eat a ginormous bag of dicks

Incorrect..Freshertow is a big bag of dicks.

freshertow by 6Anonamouse17 November 8, 2022

brain freshness 

The term which describes mental alertness while doing insipid tasks.

At her work, Lisette constantly shifted focus to retain brain freshness.

brain freshness by lisette831 July 26, 2007

Florida Freshener 

When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.

I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.

Florida Freshener by Badaducci March 15, 2019

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice 

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice by Factzteller March 23, 2020

Salmo air freshener 

A car (usually a mustang, trans-am, or lifted truck) burning rubber down the Main Street or road in any small Canadian town. The smell of burnt rubber lingering in the air is said to make the town "smell better".
The driver is most often seen wearing a salmo dinner jacket.

Wow! That dude just did a two block long Salmo air freshener!

Salmo air freshener by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

Cincinnati Air-Freshener 

To fart in an enclosed space subject to traffic and quickly leave, with no one recognizing the culprit.
First defined by online cartoonist Drew (of the Toothpaste for dinner series)

I left a Cincinnati Air-Freshener in the elevator right before I got out.

Cincinnati Air-Freshener by DougWL July 25, 2008

Freshmeat 

Hot young men/women college freshmen.

There is quite alot of freshmeat this semester, I think I'll have a taste.

Freshmeat by LinzBelle December 16, 2005