french pinch

The act of pinching the genitals of a female using one's thumb and forefinger. In Europe this generally occurs from behind, often when travelling up a staircase.

"I apologise for spilling your soup, I was french pinched whilst entering the restaurant"

by uhrweazel December 2, 2009

french biscuit

A small, moist, perfectly-formed turd. Possible origin: cockney rhyming slang with the word "shit".

"I'm proud of that french biscuit I layed earlier", or "Watch out, or I'll lay a french biscuit on your desk"

by Captain Bird's Eye July 30, 2008

French people

don't trust them, they steal bread and turn it into baguettes
they are extremely cringe

be careful from French people most of them seem gay but its just a disguise to fool their prey

by FRENCHpeopleHtr May 2, 2022

french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.

Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?

by canovoid March 2, 2011

French Resistance

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.

Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.

by RichWI October 3, 2007

french exit

To make an early exit without saying good-bye

Cinderella made a French exit from the ball.

by Gabriella January 8, 2005

french testing

A Jamaican colloquialism for placing your penis between a woman's breasts and proceeding to pleasure yourself. titty fuck

Well endowed girl comes into view....

Tom: "Check out those double Ds man!!!"

Mark: "French testing for the win!"

by earlito December 5, 2010