When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.
Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible
by aric endre April 22, 2019
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To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.
Where did they go, the tab just arrived.

The fuckers did a french exit...
by mv74 March 15, 2009
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Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)
He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'
by Approbate April 14, 2011
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The act of drinking an entire bottle of wine and leaving a party with the host's wife
John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.
by Capamerica50 November 14, 2017
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When the male deficates in the females mouth and she then French kisses it into the males mouth and then he spits it into her arse and then you eat her vagina out from behind with your forehead covered in your own shit
“Hey me and Jessica tried a French exit yesterday and now I have pinkeye
by R.I.P Nimbus March 9, 2019
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