forking

the act following spooning eventually leads to the act of knifing. from which there is no return. forkng can be indicated by the formation of a V (by the index and middle fingers) on each hand. place the V's together at the web betwen the fingers.

The other night, klo and loopy werespooning which of course led to forking, and we all know what happens then!

by Emry and Crash January 14, 2009

foolingest

From a quote said by Homer Simpson on the cartoon The Simpsons.

"You couldn't fool anyone on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

by Sydney January 8, 2005

Floking

The act of floking refers to the trading of a can of coke and a flake in return for manual stimulation and is in essence "light prostitution".

The most common form of floking is the trade of a 330ml can of coke and a 38g cadburys flake in exchange for a handjob.

I can't believe I got a sweet handjob just for some sweets!

Yeah floking is fucking awesome!

Underage Floking Rules!

by Big Guns Dave Jones January 28, 2009

Focking

Talking while fucking.

She was focking dirty to her boyfriend

by LazyDayz19162 October 5, 2009

foosing

The act of being a pretentious asshole.

The artist was extremely foosing to the people viewing his work.

by The wind November 30, 2013

sissy-footing

Often colloquialized as "sissy-footin'", refers to the act of hanging around doing nothing.

Stop sissy-footing around and help me load this in the truck!

by Gremrat August 22, 2007

zip fookin lob

The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.

I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004