Floppy Sombrero

A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.

(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."

by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012

floppy waffle

A very saggy, dimpled leg wearing fishnet tights.

Look at the floppy waffles on that street walker! She should wear Spanx or somethin'.

by Cassandrily January 30, 2014

floppy h

Unsteady, poorly coordinated, and often unintentionally homoerotic sexual position wherein three people are forming the letter 'H' with their bodies. Two are standing (forming the vertical elements of the letter 'H') and one is giving a blow job while also taking it from the rear. Also referred to as the shaky H.

Kevin: Well, how do you think our floppy H is doing so far?
Sandra: Mfff, brmmm, gmmbff.
John: DON'T LOOK AT MY EYES!

by the dude March 3, 2005

Floppy dick

Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...

I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!

by CarolinexNOVA September 25, 2007

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.

by The 4 guys who use Jolene for SEX August 19, 2003

floppy vagina

a vagina that has been so overused that the outer labia actually sag down and are floppy

i was about to eat that chick out but i realized she had a really floppy vagina

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Floppy Omelette

A large, sloppy vagina with baggy labia, usually due to extreme amounts of sexual activity.

I swear when I went down on her it was like putting my face in a floppy omelette!

by HellsBells85 August 19, 2011